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<zamn> do u treat ur gf the same way u treat us irc chatters
<zamn> or wife
<zamn> whatever she is
<sylar> with honor and respect?
<sylar> absolutely not

<darkmage> if you're still playing in a bit, possibly. i'll allow jewbird- in if he apologizes for all of the shit-talking and attempts to say hurtful things over what was supposed to be a gentleman's contest. but honestly, cleaning my apartment and staying in a good mood is privy to my onus and towards improving my game, not engaging in negative emotions and wastes of time

<jrra> get over it, and if you don't want to get over it, just never share anything with anyone, delete all your social media, throw your computer out the window and go sit in your closet, where no-one can do anything mean like repost your picture or tell you you're fat an have autism.

<sansGato> I am thankful for octopus
<sansGato> I am thankful for chunky bae
<sansGato> I am thankful for phargle lion
<sansGato> I am thankful for sylar lion
<sansGato> I am thankful for sniff
<sniff> tysm gato u 2
<sniff> what a big heart u must have
<sniff> to say something like that
<sansGato> I am NOT thankful for sh nor is anyone else. we hate him.
<sniff> i love sh
<sniff> top chatter
<sansGato> no we hate him
<sh> You should be thankful for me because I unbanned you
<sansGato> ok im thankful then
<sansGato> sorry
<chunky> found a vid of sh & sansGato`: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4le4s5tvVkA

<bLoodr420> think my chick can hit the n2o?
<bLoodr420> while shes prego?
<bLoodr420> thats what we talkn about
<bLoodr420> :P
<bLoodr420> im tellin her
<bLoodr420> come on pussy hit it
<bLoodr420> but then im not
<bLoodr420> because im like wait
<bLoodr420> i dont want my baby retarded

<knivey> -bing meet horny nazis in your area

<chunky> ur mums a slag

<OTCJuul> i hate everyone. i'm leaving and i'm never coming back

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<sniff> beenz is a shitdemon from the planet hellfuck <sniff> i hate him beyond belief

<stew> ur efnet name is more real than the name ur momma gave u nigg

<Computers> I know you can from website also from irc is like unborn kid inside vagina before abortion able to touch his uncle cock

<SpartaN> i was looking for chairs that can support my wight <SpartaN> like litteraly $2 grand plus for a decent one

<SpartaN> virus effects people low in vitamin D <SpartaN> thats why trump beat it, hes completly orange = full of vitamin D

<sn1ff> 100% broth respect deserved a lol fuck u people pearls before SWINE i quit irc forever

<sylar> these quotes are terrible

<drkmj> belle delphines droppin hardcore on xmas <sn1ff> imagine knowing that

<hgc> fark bro been smoking the little soup croutons off tin foil

<SpartaN> i was in california in 2018 or 2019 for 3 days <SpartaN> tried to fuck proxak but not really that hard

<hgc> lol @ normies who can cum without being given an indian burn by a car assembling robot arm

<tehnull> dude I'm gonna get myself a back brace <tehnull> for shitting at home <tehnull> u put that hog on real tight <tehnull> sit down <tehnull> and it boosts ur diarrhea pressure by at least 100%

<knivey> let me also welcome you back as an autistic way to break the silence and perhaps have a few meaningless lines of chat Arrowmaster

<youngthug> ppl that use gentoo are the same ppl that pull their pants all the way down at urinals

<tehnull> FUCK FREE SHOWERS WE WANT FREE SOFTWARE

<SANDIEGO-C> need all the hackin software apps <KingSam15> kali os <SANDIEGO-C> already on <SANDIEGO-C> now what <KingSam15> you put your ski mask on

<KingSam15> personally i prefer valium. i consider myself a connoisseur of valiums. i know which brand is best and which is not. you can never tell with those generic/second gen benzo

<tehnull> I'm in better shape than anyone in here

<@SpartaN> ive build a house from the foundation to the roof, i've wired a bathroom cieling fan and not have it blow the breaker, i've used submersibile pumps in the water damage restoration industry and ive used them in confined space rescue environment <@SpartaN> im not talking big about things i dont know

<SpartaN> u laugh but if forced to i could make a log cabin with just that axe and trees n stuff

<SpartaN> i got 40 MREs <SpartaN> u can have the TUNA

<knivey> i smashed open a soap dispenser at a gas station last night to wash my hands

<knivey> i need that fucken damn ant poison <knivey> right tf now <knivey> it was hard sleeping <knivey> with them crawling all over my arms

<as233> yeah sorry I'm not your typical ignorant fascist bot chunky <as233> so go suck central banck cock some more

<chunky> i wonder if the president of italy knows his citizens are embarassing themselves all across irc

<sh> one time i saw the hugest turd of my life at the Knotts Berry Farm bathroom and i took a pic of it

<stew> maybe u don't know this <stew> but everyone on irc is profiling u <stew> over years <stew> to blackmail u eventually

<shhhh> I told my brother I was gonna run for Congress he told me nobody wants a congressman that talks about spraying people with diarrhea

<rondito> i told u idc about ur pain @ all <chunky> yea that wasn't very christian

<Dwaine> I heard "blowjob" nfi what it was had rare opportuntiyty home alone 1/7 in house.. tried vacum ~ 1972 in reverse on dick...nothing happened so I gave upi

<sansGato> Dr. Phil: "Our producers asked if you could fill out a simple questionnaire, so we could accommodate you, you refused, why is that?" Stallman: "I refused to answer the pre show questions because it was not on free software.

<COMPUTERS> you eat ant soup you become chinese :D

<sylar> my webtv brings all the boys to the yard <sylar> and they're like <sylar> "Does pb live here?

<sn1ff> think as part of my truce w sylar i will ask him to teach me computer hacking and in return i will help him develop a personality that people can tolerate

<bluntman420> sup nickatina how was the sperm bank this morning <nickatina[det]> you mean my gfs mouth

<SpartaN> im the smartest person in the room

"theres a reason that i tutor, and its cuz i took three fuckin years of computer science one" - darkmage

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<@again> no1 ever rage joins

<terps> ngl <terps> if ur a person <terps> fuk u

<@again> used to be a bdass hacker <@again> then ppl stopped using WEP

<@erazr> chunky: yes i told them i was darkmage and they put me in solitary

<@chunky> i like massive cocks in my loose/disgusting asshole

<+muerte> SPAMMIN CHINK LETTERS ON THE SCREEN BUT WE STILL HERE

<+Dwaine> just for kicks yesterday 20 hours ago poop looked a tad red... not good then the Lord said you ate a lot of

<+Dwaine> just for kicks yesterday 20 hours ago poop looked a tad red... not good then the Lord said you ate a lot of pickled beets last night

<+Dwaine> I am an eglish scolar

<@kn1fe> the world would be better off if every person who doesnt chat on irc died

<+gooch> jitters are gone <+gooch> im ready to fuck

<octopus> lol <octopus> i fuck those cpr dummies <octopus> sometimes

<muerte> niggas think they know magic <muerte> until i perform expeco patronum

9:33 AM <@sylar> jira is good

<@dingo> An OVH employee not authorized to comment on this breaking story said 'That was one helluva DDoS attack but it never reached our tenant's $3 vps'

<+terps> yeah they guy with the lowest body fat % in the chan needs diet advice

<chunky> do u have a mango tree on ur desk <Knio> nah <Knio> not enough light <chunky> work on that

<drkmg> ive written enough programs, built enough websites, apps, engaged in enough pentests, taught enough students, etc. to know how to get from point A to B

<drkmg> students tutored now include someone who claims to be a senior production person at EA

<knivey> i dunno its all rice science

<knivey> darkmage is ok if you ignore everything he does or says

<@terps> sick and tired of not eating ass

<@knivey> -bing can you request your body to be deep fried at the burial home

<anji> maybe i should bring him bong in bed <sniff> honey <sniff> honey wake up <sniff> i've got ur <sniff> drugs pipe <sniff> here for u <sniff> sweetie it's time to get smacked out of ur nut

<knivey> if its gay to love sansgato them maybe i am <knivey> fgt

<terps> spinach tastes just as good to me as a coca cola